Day Seventy-Three

Day Seventy-Two

Day Seventy-One

Day Seventy

Day Sixty-Nine

Day Sixty-Eight

Times my boyfriend thinks I'm suggesting fellatio, when I'm actually just hungry.

Day Sixty-Seven

Me and Robert briefly visited Tokyo to study from the Wing Chun Grand Master during his holiday, but a GIANT BLACK BEAR TRIED TO KILL HIS ASS. Turns out, he needed us more than we needed him!


n.b. I look pretty bored in this picture, huh? That's because BEAR KILLING IS REALLY EASY (if you're awesome).

Day Sixty-Six

I found this polar bear at the scene of the Titanic, having clearly planted that rather suspicious looking iceberg. It tried to escape, the sneaky ursidae, so I BESTED IT IN FISTICUFFS. This is me lifting its pathetic corpse above my head in victory.

Day Sixty-Five

Here I am, in Paris, punching a wild grizzly I happened to come upon. It thought I was trying to kill its young, and got pretty mad, so I PUNCHED IT IN THE GOD DAMN FACE